“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.
"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
Geoff i want a divorce
HE’S THE HORSE FUCK GUY
serving people, cooking things…the family business
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID
↳ 9 characters + their name meanings
ginny would be voted least likely to be a virgin out of that group omfg